It's a dangerous business, going out your door.

Someone please help regulate my dreams.

Usually I have really nice, weird, but nice dreams, where Jared Padalecki and Richard Speight Jr. make a giant chocolate wedding cake in my house and Jensen is in my driveway in a red, convertible 1967 Chevy Impala, and Misha is in the seat next to him wearing aviators and a russian kilt of some kind.

And then I have dreams where Dean Winchester is performing fellatio on my cock.

Except I am a 17 year old female, and I do not have a penis.

And I am asexual.

seriously what the hell 

posted 1 year ago with 18 notes
  1. theannoyingdcfan reblogged this from wugs
  2. piesaltandscars said: I can answer this for you. You were in Castiel’s mind.
  3. glitterstrippersam said: you were probably dreaming you were cas and that’s why dean wanted to be near your cock i mean -cough- wat
  4. rikkysworld reblogged this from wugs and added:
    WHAT
  5. wugs reblogged this from thesearemydetectivesocks and added:
    holYLY
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