Someone please help regulate my dreams.
Usually I have really nice, weird, but nice dreams, where Jared Padalecki and Richard Speight Jr. make a giant chocolate wedding cake in my house and Jensen is in my driveway in a red, convertible 1967 Chevy Impala, and Misha is in the seat next to him wearing aviators and a russian kilt of some kind.
And then I have dreams where Dean Winchester is performing fellatio on my cock.
Except I am a 17 year old female, and I do not have a penis.
And I am asexual.
seriously what the hell